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I was in the living room with my roommates and we heard a groaning sound, so I looked out the window to see my drag queen neighbor. Our livings face each other by about eight feet so we sat in the windows talking, and I made a contraption using duct-tape, tupperware, and a brookstick so I could pass them drinks. We sat up all night cackling.

Then someone on Grindr messaged my roommates asking if we were making all that noise, so we told our neighbor who shouted back, “BRANDON is that you making a noise complaint!?”

We look down to the first floor windows and a head sticks out and goes, “YEAH! But I’ll come up, let me grab a beer.”

So now 3/6 of these apartments are queer friends and we need to recruit the others and record musicals of us singing to each other through the windows.

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Some of the best guys ever. I miss living with all of them desperately.

Some of the best guys ever. I miss living with all of them desperately.

*7
michelangiolesca:

Oh look it’s Evan and his soulmate

Staying with Rusko again!

michelangiolesca:

Oh look it’s Evan and his soulmate

Staying with Rusko again!

(Source: nerdtoaster, via julianish)

*7

Mary Bichner and Planetary Quartet: Performance at Poe Statue Unveiling on October 5th, 2014 in Boston, MA

marybichner:

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Mary Bichner and Planetary Quartet are delighted to be performing at the unveiling of Boston’s brand new Edgar Allan Poe statue, commissioned by The Edgar Allan Poe Foundation and sculpted by Stefanie Rocknak!

WHEN: Sunday, October 5th @ 12:30pm (doors @ 12:00pm)
WHERE: Georgian…

*7
Might be seeing this guy in a few days!

Might be seeing this guy in a few days!

dumberer:

Please explain.

dumberer:

Please explain.

*6

Someone asked me for a date idea and I said to sauté a massive amount of garlic cloves and overload a pizza with them. Then both people each take a bit at the same time, and kiss afterward. The first person to either get too full of pizza or unable to stand the garlic breath loses. Either way, you have a lot of fucking good pizza and less-good-but-hopefully-still-okay kisses.

For some reason, my friend didn’t like the idea. 

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Basically.

Basically.

*10
Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss

Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss